1. How to come out to your Republican, fox news loving father.
    Step 1: spend years never being good enough and in the closet
    Step 2: work ass off and get invited to white house for LGBT pride month reception.
    Step 3: take a photo of yourself under his favorite President’s portrait while binding and wearing Bi and trans pride flair
    Step 4: text it to him with the captain ” guess where I am”
    Step 5: fucking die laughing when he gets it finally.
    Step 6: Give zero fucks.

     
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