How to come out to your Republican, fox news loving father.
Step 1: spend years never being good enough and in the closet
Step 2: work ass off and get invited to white house for LGBT pride month reception.
Step 3: take a photo of yourself under his favorite President’s portrait while binding and wearing Bi and trans pride flair
Step 4: text it to him with the captain ” guess where I am”
Step 5: fucking die laughing when he gets it finally.
Step 6: Give zero fucks.