1. bronyparctears:

    A cornered mouse will bite a cat.

    This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.

    (Source: comfemgem, via stephenisalittleshit)

     

  2. lellyphant:

    "your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"

    ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language

    all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries

    (Source: transyoite, via stephenisalittleshit)

     

  3. dannerzz:

    puppies are so funny like theyre smart enough to teach themselves fetch with a frisbee in less than 24hrs but they take a nap for 15 minutes and rush to the bathroom to see where i am immediately after waking up and bark at me for a few seconds bc they know im in their house but they cant remember if i should be or not

     

  4. "

    1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

    2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

    3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

    4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

    5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

    "
    — Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via cutely-perverted)

    (Source: aumoe, via selfcarereminders)

     
  5. sparrowbirdd:

    They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

    (via octopusice)

     
  6. callmeoutis:

    I DIDN’T NOTICE TILL JUST NOW BUT THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER DUDES ARE IN THE OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO FOR ANACONDA

    (via fuckyeahmst3k)

     

  7. the gender binary is a meme we have grown sick of

    (Source: 0c4e58, via lgbtlaughs)

     

  8. genderqueergiraffe:

    lemonstolemons:

    orangelemonart:

    lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral

    and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default

    ^^^^^^^

    (via nonbinary-support)

     
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  10. (Source: eternalsloth, via eternalsloth)